Alright foos-Ask is open and I'm bored. SEND ME A...
I’ll reply with… How I FEEEEEL about this character All the people I ship romantically with this character My non-romantic OTP for this character My unpopular opinion about this character One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.
traumer-of-dreams asked: Oh Kona... I just wanna give you a big hug. I was reading your glee/confession post and it made me very sad. Like, I just wanna hug you ;w; I can relate to what you said, cause I think you know, I'm bi but I havnt told my parents. Although, I think my dad knows... and last week I made the mistake of telling my mom I was happy with "a boy or girl, just someone to love me." and my...
Shit Glee Why Do You Do This To Me?
Glee always makes an emotional mess of me I swear. It’s not healthy-but it’s normally because I can relate to what’s going on in a lot of the episodes. So many Drama Llamas I’ve ridden-and this show just brings it all back. This episode was hard because of Santana’s coming out scene to her grandma. I mean-FUCK. I haven’t come out of the closet yet to my...
On your worktable there are a few comic books starring your favorite heroine of...– Jake English HOMESTUCK
A wee bit of a lonely thought...
My moirail is going to Gobblecon to hang out with all the lovely Homestuckers we met at CTcon and I am stuck here in our town for my play. DAMNIT IT’S CONFLICTING. Because I wanna go Homestuck-But I also wanna do the play. DJFHGASLDFHKDJGH… KITKAT DON’T FORGET TO TELL THEM I SAY HI. AND TO GET ME SOMETHING.
Reblog with your favorite Homestuck ship.
pocket-pixie: davespritebudgie: heirofturnips: eridansmatesprit: Eridan<3Skotty Karkat <3 Terezi OTP UNTIL I DIE davesprite <3 doomed!john or dave <3 john GamTav. <3<3<3 Dave and Jade- FOREVER
I love omegle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Truth or dare?
Stranger: Did you cheat on me with my sister?
You: how do you define
You: because if it involves chicken suits then yes
Stranger: DID YOU SLEEP WITH HER?
Stranger: Wait wtf?
You: forget i said that
You: no i didn't sleep with her
Stranger: Answer the question
Stranger: But what about the chicken suits?
You: you already asked your question
You: thats invalid truth or dare play
You: you will never find out
Stranger: Okay. Fine. Truth
You: what were you doing when I went out the other day? THE NEIGHBORS SAID THEY HEARD STRANGE NOISES
Stranger: Well... It's really a funny story. You're gonna laugh.
Stranger: So Ben came over. And he was hitting on me. But I wasn't into it at all. Trust me! I kept telling him to leave but somehow.. We kinda moved to the bed. BUT I DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH HIM. Because, well, before anything happened... Ben kinda accidentally closed the door on your dogs head... So I started freaking out and didn't know what to do so i was running around the house like I do when I'm nervous. But, fluffy didn't exactly make it, so I kinda sorta lied when I said he ran away.
Stranger: Isn't that crazy! I'm tearing up I'm laughing so hard!
You: Ben killed Fluffly?
Stranger: Um, yes.
You: FUCK WHERE'S MY SHOTGUN
You: I NEED TO KILL HIM
You: HE KILLED MY DOG
Stranger: Nonono. Don't get upset, we can get you another dog!
Stranger: One just like fluffy!
You: You can't replace FLUFFY
Stranger: Then we'll get you a cat!
You: i hate cats
You: YOU like cats
Stranger: Um, I meant car...
Stranger: You love cars!
You: I cant hug a car
You: a car can't play fetch
You: a car can't hold me when you wont
Stranger: What about a lizard! I bet they can play fetch!
Stranger: Or, if you want, I can go chase a rubber ball for you!
You: if i can get a gecko like that one from Gieco then fine
You: but you aren't off the hook yet.
Stranger: Deal! Ok...
Stranger: What else...?
You: I'll think about it
You: first I need time to grieve for the pet I loved
Stranger: I'm so sorry. Well it's your turn. Truth or dare?
Stranger: I dare you to answer my next question truthfully!
You: damn it
Stranger: ZEHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH MY SISTER WITH CHICKEN SUITS?
You: it's actually a really funny story!
You: You see she came over looking for you and was all like: 'bluh bluh I need my sister' and I was all like: 'bluh bluh I don't know where she is!' so she got all mad and stuff and she had this box with her you see. In this box there were chicken suits that she said were for some costume party she and you were going to. So she said I would have to try the costume on in your place and then she started doing all this weird stuff like clucking and such and telling me a was the head rooster or something and I needed to have my way with her but I was all like I have no clue what that means. So I just started clucking and hip thrusting for a bit and that seemed right so that's what happened
You: It's really your SISTER'S fault
Stranger: THATS WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CHICKEN SUIT?
Stranger: IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT. MY SISTER SAID SOMEBODY STOLE IT.
Stranger: BUT YOU RUINED IT.
Stranger: How dare you.
Stranger: I loved that suit.
You: SHE stole it
You: she was screaming and throwing things so I just did what she said to do
You: You got my dog killed. I think a chicken suit is totally less important than that
Stranger: Oh sure. Blane it on her. You always thought my family was crazy.
Stranger: AND IT WASN'T ME
Stranger: I TRIED TO SAVE HIM.
You: WELL YOU RUN AROUND IN CHICKEN UITS
You: A LIKELY STORY
You: I'm always having to deal with your sister-SHE'S THE CRAZY ONE
Stranger: DONT YOU TALK ABOUT HER THAT WAY.
You: YOU ALWAYS SAID MY DOG WAS STUPID SO I SAY YOUR SISTER'S CRAZY
Stranger: FLUFFY WAS STUPID.
Stranger: HE JUST RAN AROUND IN CIRCLES HALF THE TIME
You: SHUT UP I LOVED THAT DOG MORE THAN I LOVED YOU
Stranger: AND YOU THINK I DIDN'T LOVE MY CHICKEN SUIT?
You: THATS THE PROBLEM ISN'T IT
Stranger: WHAT ARE OU TALKING ABOUT?
You: YOU LOVE THAT SUIT AND I LOVE MY DOG
You: DO WE EVEN LOVE EACH OTHER?
Stranger: I DON'T KNOW. DO WE?
You: I think I did ONCE
You: BEFORE the chicken suit
Stranger: we uses to be inseparable. BUT THEN STUPID FLUFFY CAME INTO YIUR LIFE AND IT WAS NEVER THE SAME.
You: LOOK. I TRIED TO MAKE YOU TWO LIKE EACH OTHER BUT YOU HAD IT OUT FOR HIM FROM THE START.
You: THIS ISN'T MY FAULT-I BET YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO SAVE FLUFFY
Stranger: ME? HE WAS THE ONE ALWAYS BITING ME AND TAKING MY ASDE OF THE BED. HE WAS TRYING TO GET RID OF ME
You: WELL MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T ALWAYS SO BITTER TO HIM. IF YOU ACTUALLY GOT IN BED FIRST YOU'D HAVE GOTTEN YOUR SPOT. FIRST PERSON GETS IT. YOU KNOW THE RULES.
Stranger: YES. FIRST PERSON. FLUFFY WAS NEVER A PERSON. YOU JUST FAVORED HIM.
You: HE WAS A PERSON TO ME. AND SO WHAT IF I FAVORED HIM
You: YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO HANG OUT WITH YOUR SISTER MORE THAN ME
Stranger: MAYBE BECAUSE SHE IS FUN. AN NOT ALWAYS 'AT WORK' OR 'WALKING THE DOG'
You: WELL I HAVE TO WORK TO KEEP YOU AND YOUR STUPID HOBBIES GOING
You: WHO PAYS THE BILLS?
You: THE DOG DOESN'T ASK ME FOR MONEY EVERY DAY
You: HE JUST WANTS FOOD AND A WALK
Stranger: SORRY THAT I'M A HUMAN BEING. THAT I NEED MORE THEN KIBBLE AND A CHEW TOY.
Stranger: AND ANYWAY. IT WAS YOUR IDEA THAT I START KNITTING. AND IT'S NOT THAT EXPENSIVE.
You: YOU GO THROUGH A BALL OR THREE A DAY
You: I DON'T NEED THAN MANY SCRFS OR SWEATERS
Stranger: WELL IT'S BECAUSE IM LONELY. AND I MAKE THEM FOR YOU TO SHOW MY LOVE. BUT YOU DONT EVEN CARE. I EVEN TRIED MAKING MITTTENS FOR FLUFFY, TO MAKE PEACE. BUT NOO. YOUR STUPID STUCK UP DOG JUST ATE THEM. JUST ATE ALL OF MY HARD WORK!
You: WELL HE'S A DOG
You: HE EATS THINKGS
You: AFTER ALL-HE'S STUPI DISN'T HE!?!?!
You: WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO WEAR SWEATERS COVERED WITH HEARTS? I CAN'T WEAR THOSE PLACES
Stranger: SO IF ALL I DID WAS BARK, EAT, SLOBBER, AND SLEEP, THAT WOULD BE BETTER?
Stranger: AT LEAST I TRY.
Stranger: WHAT HAVE YOU EVER DONE FOR ME HUH?
You: I GAVE YOU A HOUSE
You: I PAY THE BILLS
You: I GIVE YOU FOOD
You: THINGS TO PLAY WITH
You: HOW DIFFERENT ARE YOU FROM MY DOG?
You: NOT VERY DIFFERENT
Stranger: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU JUST CALLED ME A DOG! A DOG! WHO DONYOU THINK YOU ARE? MR. PERFECT? I DON'T THINK SO. YOU NEVER CALL ME WHEN YOU'LL BE LATE, YOU NEVER MAKE MEE DINNER, YOU NEVER CARE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I EVER LOVED YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!
You: THATS THAT THEN
You: MAYBE I DONT WANT TO CALL
You: BECAUSE YOU'LL YELL AT ME
You: AND I DONT DESERVE THAT.
You: SO THATS IT
You: I'M DONE
Stranger: IM DOME
Stranger: YOU CAN'T BREAK UP WITH ME, IM BREAKING UP WITH YIU
Stranger: SO THERE
You: IM LEAVING
You: GOOD LUCK FINDING SOMEONE ELSE
You: BECAUSE YOU NEVER WILL
Stranger: OH YEAH? GOOD LUCK FINDING SOMEONE WHO WILL PUT UP WITH YOUR STUPID PUPPY LOVE FOR AS LONG AS I DID
You: BITCHES LOVE PUPPY LOVE. SO I'M GOING TO GO FIND A BITCH WHO WILL LOVE MY PUPPY LOVE
You have disconnected.
Omegle Question as JAKE ENGLISH
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
down, right, punch = ?
You: Do you want to scrum?!
You: I do love a good scrum
You: and skulls
You: gosh theyre cool
Stranger: i love u
You: and CERUELEAN girls
Stranger: and u
You: hubba hubba
You: you know
You: women of a cerulean complexion
You: theyre pretty hot
Stranger: your age
You: oh I'm 15
You: do you like movies?
You: i love movies too
You: all movies
You: theyre great! But not as great as skulls
You: say stranger, are you familiar with the new game thats supposed to come out called SBURB?
You: the alpha is supposed to come out soon
You: I cant wait for it to come out
You: my chum Janes getting it too! I cant wait to play it
You: oh say-i think the mails here! MY game might be here so im gonna go!!
You: Goodbye stranger!
You have disconnected.
FANDOM WHY SO FAST
Geez. It takes me so long to churn out even sketchy update art A DAY after it happens. WHY ARE YOU SO FAST. I want to costly Jake too. So badly. And make an ask blog for him. SO BADLY. But I am BROKE. D= I can only make my SHIRT and hope to scavenge a green army shirt from SOMEWHERE. D= GUH. WHY DO I FEEL SO SLOW.
GUYS GUYS GUYS
pocket-pixie: theodddaysout: I wanna cosplay Jake English RIGHT NOW. I NEED TO KNOW THE COLORS OF THIS INCREDIBLY SIMILAR TO ME KID. RIGHT. NOW. Like holy fucker. I love him already. I cannot wait for Bro’s design. LIKE LEGIT. PLEASE BE JAKE BABY I WILL I WILL I WILL. CRAP-NOW I NEED A NEW WIG. D= OR WAIT-I CAN STEAL THE SAUSEUKE WIG AND USE THAT?!
GUYS GUYS GUYS
I wanna cosplay Jake English RIGHT NOW. I NEED TO KNOW THE COLORS OF THIS INCREDIBLY SIMILAR TO ME KID. RIGHT. NOW. Like holy fucker. I love him already. I cannot wait for Bro’s design. LIKE LEGIT.
Kill The Lights
xamag-homestuck: The Birthday Massacre - “Kill the Lights”
I can't help but think Jade, Rose and Dave all met...
sofuckinggodtier: clumsyoctopus: Dave and Rose will swear on their deathbeds they enjoyed it in a tongue-in-cheek way, but then Jade will bring up all of Rose’s fanfiction and the long, rambling, semi-hysterical post Dave made on the last season finale. Then they both glare at John and dare him to say anything. perfection New headcanon yes yes
Baby, What Did Mama Tell You About Mixin’ Whites And Colors…All Racist Jokes...– Kona as Mama Dolorosa (via pocket-pixie)
Just Finished Son Of Neptune...
Oh god I love this series so much. I can’t even deal with it. I read it in one sitting. I just love Percy-and the new characters-SO great. I’m happy. I can’t wait for the next book, and DAMN now I have to make BOTH a camp Half-Blood shirt AND a Camp Jupiter shirt. Well. That’s actually not a bad thing. Not at all.
Oh god. It came back. IT FINALLY CAME BACK. FIVE DAYS WITHOUT IT AND IT COMES BACK ON DAY SIX. I could cry, but I’m more preoccupied with the fact that I have power and heat and it’s WONDERFUL