BRING ME ALL THE JADES ON OMEGLE
I want to woo you and make you feel cute and shit because my god you are all so ADORABLE dkhfaksjdhfadf Liek shit you guys are so fucking cute aaaaaaaaah I gotta keep it cool. I’M DRESSED AS A STRIDER I HAVE TO KEEP IT COOL BUT THEY’RE SO CUUUUUUUTTTEEEEEE
This is such a wonderful night… I am having a blast up in here. seriously. like. ahhhhh
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like homestuck.
Stranger: sup harley
You: hi dave!
You: not much, having fun talking to people in here :D
You: what about you?
Stranger: this place is pretty awesome i guess
You: yeah! though it can get weeeeird hehe
Stranger: i think i met roses mom
Stranger: it was pretty weird
You: wow nice!
Stranger: she tricked me into this weirdass feelings jam about who i liked
You: oh wow :o she must be pretty cool then!
Stranger: she was sort of
Stranger: spazzy actually
You: hehehe lets hope rose doesnt find out you said that!
Stranger: yeah well shed probably just say it was some passive aggressive attempt at flirting or whatever
You: well who knows! ive never spoken to her mom :o
Stranger: yeah well she was drunk
You: wasnt she preeetty? hehe :B
Stranger: sure i guess
Stranger: but shes like my mom right
Stranger: so thatd be pretty fucked up
You: oh wow youre right!
You: rose would have fun analyzing that...
You: maybe i should tell her!
Stranger: harley dont
You: why not? :o
Stranger: because the last thing i need is her analyzing that convo
Stranger: because like
Stranger: i said some
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: incriminating stuff in there
You: oooh youre getting me all curious now!!
Stranger: like i said
Stranger: somehow she got me talking about girls
Stranger: with her feminine wiles and all and being drunk and stuff
You: oh! and what girls did you talk about? :D
Stranger: oh well terezi to start
You: hmm yeah i can kinda see why! though im kinda out of the loop lately :(
Stranger: well i kinda shot her down about it
Stranger: she thought i was into terezi and all but i really wasnt
You: you werent?
Stranger: tz is my bro but i coudlnt like her like that
You: oh! we all thought you were though...then is there someone you like that way?
Stranger: there is
You: can i know who?
Stranger: you jade
You: oh my gosh
You: well um!
You: i-im not sure what to say!
Stranger: its cool if you dont feel the same way
You: no no!!
You: i mean
You: i do!
You: gosh that was awkward
Stranger: yeah i bit
Stranger: i was a bit nervou sactually
You: hehehe so was i!!
Stranger: cause fuck i mean with you and karkat...
You: well yeah that was um quite a mess i guess!!
Stranger: yeah well i mean
Stranger: i was still worried about it
Stranger: i mean what with what happened with bec and all
Stranger: i thought maybe youd hate me for not telling you about what would happen
You: oh no i would never hate you dave!! :o
Stranger: this is gonna be mad awkward
Stranger: bu ti want you to answer me okay
Stranger: how was it
You: im...not sure what you mean? :o
Stranger: the kiss
Stranger: shit nevermind
Stranger: that was a stupid idea to ask
You: you have nice lips :)
Stranger: thanks jade
Stranger: i wasnt really awake for it but
Stranger: i bet your lips were nice too
You: i wouldnt mind trying again with a more alive dave though!!
Stranger: yeah me too
You: with an alive dave too?? :o
Stranger: alive and kicking
Stranger: and ready to kick ass take names and kick hte cute girl
You: hehehe aww :D
Stranger: look jade i gotta run
Stranger: ive got to do some things but uh
Stranger: for everything
You: oh okay!
You: hehe no, thanks to you my knight :)
Stranger: anytime my witch of space
Stranger: cutest darn witch there ever was
You: sweetest knight ever! :)
Stranger: oh and jade
Stranger: i uh
Stranger: i love you
You: i love you too dave :)
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