Your name is CONNOR O’BRIEN and damn if you don’t love BOOMERANGS. They always always come back, unlike things that are alive like PUPPIES or PARENTS. But whatever. You love MYSTERY NOVELS like crazy and are pretty sure that SHERLOCK HOLMES is the best thing in the universe. You like to THINK a lot too, even if you tend to start thinking TOO HARD or start to get CARRIED AWAY and FORGET what you were supposed to be doing.
Now my fankid Connor. Called Conn by his friends, he’s a quiet little shit who is adorable and I want to pinch his cheeks. His intro is also not totally finished.